Wednesday, February 23, 2011

WEK ATE

YHOSSSS hello hello SNYTCHES. How art thous? Have you been keeping BIZZY gettin' ur TWOBEWTS party on or gettin' your TWOBEWTS readin' a book on at home? Either way SW*BJ are XSITED to see you back again on another WEK of PHUN filled features on the best in our crazy world of entertainment new and old by yours truly. We're feelin' funky this WEK, a bit liberated and have much to get to on all sorts of levels, so without further adieu .....





TWOBEWTS FEWD
Sick and tired of traditional breakfast dishes? JULIAN'S is the place. Providence R.i. is where it captured SW while in town on her Lion King tour.  Decorated items from somebody's old 1970's playroom. A glass case of Pez dispensers and Star Wars memorabilia live in the bathroom along with a creepy TV and DVD player. Once you nerdy SNYTCHES pass the darkside you can use your Jedi powers and order some of this slammin' FEWD. On a SEXIFUL Providence day dine out on their back patio and NJOI! Did we mention, vegan friendly.

TWOBEWTS PIK:

Bleu Cheese Spinach hash
Monster French Toast. w/ fresh fruit.

CHEK out their BEWTS website here




TWOBEWTS KRAYZEE PHACT
Ok, so Homer Simpson (DOAH!) isn't the best example to go along with this interesting developing story we saw in the news (yes SW*BJ are WICKED SMAHT), but Homer is pretty TWOBEWTS. REDY world, as it has been recognized in a recent study that holding your cell phone alongside yourself isn't gonna make your brain as small as Homer's OR kill you so PHEW did we miss a bullet or what?! Enjoy the story by clicking on this BEWTS link
Photo Credit: www.meetatthegate.com





TWOBEWTS MUSAKK
Does any of our SALTEE SNYTCHES miss R&B when it was you doing your homework after school in junior high listening to R. Kelly, Usher, eh enough of them. Do your ears a favor and NJOI some classy sounds by Guylaire Leon Jr. and his P.I.C. (partner in crime for those of you who are not old like us) Real Talk.  

With incredible guest features by up and coming artists on this first out Mixtape by the duo they speak from the hearts on their sleeves with the passions of love, sex and what happens when people stop being polite, and start gettin' real. We've been keepin' this as our playlist for the WEK and it delivers.

TWOBEWTS TRAKK: 'Trust'

Download your copy here

Photo Credit: www.datpiff.com





TWOBEWTS PHASHIONZ



This adorb dress comes from yesstyle.com, inspired digs from Asian fashion from Korea to Hong Kong. BJ was drawn to the site when searching for harem pants which he easily found after looking for so long. Deals to be had by men and women alike, yesstyle.com is good for the vintage rebels and the modern and classy.
Photo Credit: www.soompi.com

CHEK this OWT







TWOBEWTS HISTORI
OMGEEE. Billboard has brought us a special issue not only featuring the "it" girl of the year Ms. GaGa herself, but this issue announces that we have reached our 1,000th Hot 100 No. 1. Yes, we should congratulate GaGa, but I think even she would agree it's an incredible moment in music for Billboard to still be relevant in the industry and for all the music of the last decades to be celebrated. 

SW*BJ have already ordered their special copies to be delivered any day now, and we will be sure to let you know on our Facebook fan page how much we're NJOI'ng it.  

For you to read about the article announcing it click here

If you TWOBEWT, SALTEE SNYTCHES want to get your own copy, click here

Photo Credit: billboard store via orderbillboard.com





Well, we don't want to toot our own TWOBEWT horns, but what a toot toot WEK we all had.  So much greatness happening, so many moments to share, we can't wait to hear your responses on all the things we've given you to listen to, eat, read and watch! Now hurry along and start obsessing !! 

XO SW*BJ XO



Saturday, February 12, 2011

WEK SEH-VEN

TWOBEWTS PHASHION WEK SNYTCHES !!!
Photo Credit: theautochannel.com

This WEK is a limited edition special dedicated to the world of PHASHION for this WEK (Feb. 10-17) is New York's Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, Fall/Winter 2011 !!! We're dying inside with XSITEMENT on the trends for fall/winter and all the glitz and glamour going on with the parties, the scene and all the WUNDURFUL designers from all around the world showcasing their WERQ. So!, without further adew let's get this PHUN underway.



Of course we couldn't start talking about PHASHION without mentioning our dear friend Christina from last WEK's entry with her blog TROP ROUGE Make sure you go over and visit her as we are sure she will be covering the gossip, the looks and her personal predictions on what's haut for next season.
Photo Credit: Christina Caradona/troprouge.com



Now if you're not hangin with the "in crowd" or even in New York to catch a glimpse of all the trendiest folks attending each show then you're in LUKC because YouTube has teamed up with Fashion Week's sponsor Maybelline to bring you straight to the front row (which ain't EAZY) with their coverage of each show LIVE. Yes LIVE SNYTCHES ! You can get all the backstage dirt, interviews and first hand peeks at Falls upcoming trends before any one else. Just click on > LIVE RUNWAY and NJOI !!
Photo Credit: YouTube (sync-blog.com) Maybelline New York (graphish.net)




When you're like us and don't NJOI just the PHASHIONZ, but also whose wearing it head on over to MODELS.COM to get the real skinny on whose wearing what digs from which of your favorite designers.  Look through the top ranking men and women rockin' the runway today and get some behind the scenes footage of who they are because after all, models do talk.
Photo Credit: Burberry via fashionison.com



Now last but certainly not least for this is the TWOBEWTS cornerstone to anyone interested in PHASHION and all that Fashion Week has to offer, you need to head on over to MBFW to get enthralled into the scene, the music, the lights and the celebs.  The best thing about the site? It goes on year round covering fashion and giving you updates on each Fashion Week coming up next. We didnt' put up a MUSAKK section this WEK, but SW*BJ are obvs into the music scene and business so we found designers fave music to gear up for their shows and we DYED when we discovered that Vacca NJOI's one of the best electronica songs by Kleerup titled "Until We Bleed." Who were we kidding, we had to put up a vid of the song so you can fall in love and then purchase on iTunes where it is  available !
Video Credit: YouTube




Phewwww WHAT a WEK it's already been. BJ has been making the rounds, casting for shows (and booking a few, NBD) and had a blast at the Q Models after party held at the Oak Room. Schmoozing and PHASHION he can't go wrong. NJOI everybody, no matter where you are because PHASHION is only as fierce and bold as you make it!


See you next WEK SALTEE'S

XOSW*BJXO




Thursday, February 3, 2011

WEK SICKS

HELL-O, MELL-O, YELL-O SALTEE SNYTCHES how has your WEK been? TWOBEWTS we hope. After celebrating last week's ANNAVERSURY we don't know how we can top our selections, but of course we're going to do our best because in our WURLD, TWOBEWTS LYFESTILE is stronger than the crisis in Egypt, too much?! So get REDY cus here we KUM!



TWOBEWTS MUSAKK
JESSIE-J is set to take over the WURLD! Do you hear us?! Of course u DEW. She is a British breath of fresh air next to the likes of Adele and Duffy, but she is bringing Pink's bad ass-ness, Lady GaGa's eccentric styling and a voice all her own stateside April 12th when her album WHO YOU ARE hits the top of the charts! (did YEW think we'd say when her album drops, uhhh that won't be HAPANING). BJ recently was invited to a private industry party to see her in action in NYC. His post-interview on a UK site expresses the relentless talents this young woman has and SW*BJ know there will be long amounts of praise ahead and you HERD it here FURST!!

Check out BEELOW her first single "Do It Like A Dude" live and accapella on the Brit Awards (we DYED) and then her video for her first U.S. single "Price Tag," featuring B.o.B which has already garnered buzz on the airwaves here in NYC. Have we mentioned how F***IN' TWOBEWTS PUHMPD we are about this woman?! NJOI SNYTCHES!
Photo Credit: thatgrapejuice.net
Jessie J











TWOBEWTS  SHOWT-OWT


She's got STILE, she's sometimes got grace, wears her heart on her sleeve, and can blog better than even SW*BJ (ok settle for a TYE). We're talking about our  amazingly talented and FEERCE friend Christina Caradona, otherwise known to the fashion and blogging industry as TROP ROUGE. This blog started as noting her love for fashion and all things inspriring, but has KWICKLY sprouted into a full fledged industry of sorts. Recognized by many, R-E-S-P-E-C-Ted by more than that, Christina has fastly become the go-to quintessential style EYE-CON and we have to be the proudest TWOBEWTS family to say we know her and AHDORE her. Follow her coast across the fashion desert, and if ever you see her, please say hello as she is as sweet as the wardrobe she so fondly carries. Mwa to our style princess xo.
Photo Credit: Shaun Savage
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TWOBEWTS MIDEA
We mentioned a few WEK's back that the iPhone 4 is coming to Verizon. We had to have a QUIK SHOWT-OWT that today, it is HEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEE! If you're a Verizon customer you can login today and sign-up early for yours, other SALTEE SNYTCHES have to wait until Feb. 10th. Get on it now and lets TWOBEWTS chat via the new video chatting. TWOBEWTS AHMAZEMINT!
Photo Credit: digitaltrends.com
VZ Wireless







TWOBEWTS NTRTAYNMENT
Now we know we're not the only ones who have to get up during the movie to visit the ladie's and gents room. But when you ask? When is it OHKAY to not soak your panties and jockstraps during one of your favorite new FLIX? Well, head on over to this amazing gem of a site called Run Pee.  It fills you in on when you can fill out before a catheter is needed (yuck!)

Who knew that peeing was so important to movie-goers that they'd create an entire site dedicated to your private area. Welp, now you know.

Pee on SNYTCHES !
Photo Credit: communities.canada.com
Run Pee




TWOBEWTS PHASHIONZ
Bklyn Dry Goods. What can we say? "born & bred by insatiable curiosity & a love of vintage." That's how TWOBEWTS owners, Jahn Hall & Kurt Uhlendorf describe this men's line that has literally popped up all over New York creating quite the stir in the industry in only a short amount of time. When you know fashion you just know, but these boys have been hard at work with a combined 30+ years in the biz. 


Fortunately its so XKLUSIVE that you can't even shop for it online yet.  You need to fall in love with it then head on over to their next pop up, which you can find out about by STAUKING them on Facebook and their site.  BJ is lucky enough to be shooting for the line in the next few WEK's so how TWOBEWTS is that? Keep following SW*BJ for upcoming pics. from the shoot and please follow Bklyn Dry Goods for an eye opening into how SNYTCHY men need to see themselves everyday. 
Photo Credit: Bklyndrygoods
BklynDryGoods
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What a WEK, between SW being back on Lion King in Providence R.I. (get your tickets here SW LION KING) and BJ working with Lady GaGa at MSG this month and par taking in Fashion Week next WEK, we never will be too far from our little SALTEE SNYTCHES. Come back for more XSITING KNEWS next Thursday and keep following us on our Facebook fan page.

So long, ta ta for now, Ciao and THAYNK YEW!


XOSW*BJXO