Sunday, June 12, 2011

WEK OSMNACT

TORONTO BETCHES!
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Ok, we KAN'T even begin to describe the TWOBEWTS time had in Toronto this past week. SW*BJ let loose, got WERK done & fit in quality time with the cast of The Lion King. EPIC BEEYAWND belief!

Let's share shall we ...



TWOBEWTS LYVE

SW shut it DOUWN @ our new FAYVE spot, Crews & Tangos. Our drag Queen host Carlotta Carlisle kept it moving & the crew couldn't have been more UHCOMUHDAYTING. The Lion King cast was on stage, on the floor partying and SUHPORTING our casue. After some SEERIUS dancing, singing and a cover of "Judas" to DYE for, SW brought BJ on stage to TWERQ it OWT with her. With many TWOBEWTS SHOWT OWTS and CD's sold we found new fans & a patron toast to the Gayest Village in Toronto for having us.
LYVE videos to come, stay tuned ...



TWOBEWTS FEWD
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When we say TWOBEWTS AHMAYZMINT we mean it! Even NOW Magazine in Toronto agrees, having voted it "BEST breakfast in Toronto." Since 1998, "AUNTIES & UNCLES" has been SURVING, literally. SW*BJ and the one and only Simba himself took a stride over for a healthy, yet FLAYVURFULL turn on a Canadian breakfast. After sipping on coffee and tea we couldn't have had a better XPERIENSE with the picnic table, hometown feel of this QUTE corner gem.



TWOBEWTS SHAPPING
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Kensington Markets was a find SW*BJ could have only found with the help of our TWOBEWTS Toronto native, Lorne. On a backdrop of KRAYZEE coloring, EKLEKTIK shops, cultural FEWD and a grouping of people truly OWT of this WURLD, Kensington is a staple of all things trendy and original. After a wondrous breakfast at Aunties & Uncles, the wolf-pack explored all these WHINEDEE streets had to offer. We even cruised by a rather interesting place, not seen by many. It's called HOT BOX CAFE and let's just say you have to NJOI the natural side of life to come here. CHEK OWT KENSINGTON'S LISTING of apparel stores as well as the rest of the PHUN activities sure to be had by YEW SALTEE SNYTCHES when you make your way to T.Dot as the locals call it.



TWOBEWTS HARE

THE MAD ONE BARBER SHOP is a find only the locals could tell you about. Located inside the basement of an AHMAYZING vintage shop where EVUREETHING is $10 (BLACK MARKET) these barbers know how to get PHRESH cuts down HONAY. After a successful showcasing by SW shown above, BJ went in to Brian who hooked him up without needing to say a thing. If you swing on through for some threads, make sure and visit these guys for a cheap, TWOBEWTS look, but beware these locals don't work on a 9-5 schedule so leave yourself time to hang out.



TWOBEWTS MUSAKK
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What we loved most about Canada was its DEADAKAYSHUN to MUSAKK. With music videos playing and fans lined up to meet their FAYVE Canadian artists, SW*BJ admire them for sticking to a true formula of art. HMV sticks to that formula with not only a Top 40 SALECKSHUN, but with genres spanding from Metal to Electronic. BJ was able to make friends with the staff and get some of his beloved Canadian artists albums not found stateside! A big thank you to the staff at HMV as well as Canada for loving MUSAKK and still supporting it. TWOBEWTS!



Toronto was a beautiful XPERIENSE with another PHUN memorable time had by SW*BJ and the cast of The Lion King. We SELLABRAYTED birthdays at The Ritz Carlton Toronto, sang our hearts OWT with SW, ate more FEWD than necessary and looked PHRESH while SHAPPING and XPLORING this cities limits. As stated in WEK's previous, get on the only way to fly to Toronto with Porter Airlines and send us all your TWOBEWTS PHUN pix to TWOBEWTS@GMAIL.COM. We love you SNYTCHES and can't wait to see you in our next adventure!

CHEK OWT one of our FAYVE DYE hard Canadian artists, FeFe Dobson below with her newest single "Can't Breathe," and NJOI our throwback 90's playlist this WEK!







XOSW*BJXO

Friday, June 3, 2011

WEK SEDICI

KAN we even begin to UHPAWLAJIZE??? After a rather long hiatus (is that allowed?) we are BAK! It has been a month of change, growth in career and life & a turn toward an even BEGGER TWOBEWTS! With many KNEW announcements on the way, we are prepared to TAYKE TWOBEWTS to UHNOTHER level with the help of our SALTEE SNYTCHES of KORSE. With that said, can we get on with the PHUN we have together? GEWD!



TWOBEWTS MUSAKK
Photo Credit: last.fm/music

One half of Nina Sky was a fellow student of SW*BJ in college and these girls are THA DEEL! Truly talented and it shows after having issues with their label releasing their MUSAKK, the girls created a new look, sound and PHRESH outlook on their FREE download, "THE OTHER SIDE." SW discovered a new track not featured on the album, titled "You." It was a feature with the DJ duo, CREEP. The song is HIPNAWTIK, magnetic and the video, 4GET it! CHECK OWT the vid below and get the single on iTunes now!




Some more AHMAYZING new releases this WEK include: Justin Nozuka's EP, 'Blue Velvet Sea' & Coldplay's new single, "Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall." 




TWOBEWTS MOOVIE
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THE HANGOVER PART II = NOBEWTS! Same SHAT, different KUNTRY. More depressing than the first. The moments weren't KRAYZY abnormal, there were some sad scenes that took away from the PHUN spontaneity of the original. Was hoping for more, but we think we all NEW what was going to happen. o well.




TWOBEWTS GREWMING
Photo Credit: John Allan's via Inc.com

This one's for the chizzled businessmen out there. While we understand women have the essential DIZIRES for grooming, so DEW the fellows. At JOHN ALLAN'S (located in NYC & Chicago) you can RESEEVE the oldest form of male grooming. Since 1988, the full service includes scalp massaging shampoo, conditioning treatment, hot towel, haircut, manicure & shoeshine. With a pool table backdrop (as seen above) you can NJOI a game with the guys, sip back some ale and forget about BIZNESS. BJ will be tweeting his first XPERIENSE soon so any male SNYTCHES who wish to tag along make sure & email us @ TWOBEWTS@gmail.com.




TWOBEWTS KNIGHT OWT

GAT REDY HONAY BETCHES! If you're in Toronto June 06, 2011 this is your OFFISHAL invite to see our SW perform LYVE at Toronto's KRAYZIEST gay/drag bar CREWS & TANGOS! SW will be debuting her single for the Canadian audience as well as the video featuring BEAUTH SW*BJ! The Lion King cast will be in the house performing and hanging & if this couldn't get NE better, BJ will be making an appearance PHRESH off working with Mother Monster to meet some SNYTCHES and dance the night away with his TWOBEWTS partner! Please come join us and NJOI a truly TWOBEWTS out of this KUNTRY adventure!




SW*BJ sincerely hope we delivered a MEGGA KUMBAK for YEW who have been with us from the beginning or even this WEK. Tell your friends, follow us on TWITTER, and please come see us in Toronto. We love you and hope your Summer beginnings are PHUCKIN plentiful. NJOI the new tunes of Mother Monster this WEK. 

XOSW*BJXO