ANNAVERSURY SNYTCHES !!

Yes, yes it's been 1 whole month since the inception of TWOBEWTS the blog!!! If we could we'd sprinkle this WEK's blog down with Katy Perry's fireworks ourselves, but for now we'll just thank EVURYWON for their texts/emails/ass grabs/phone calls/touchy-feelzies/support.

If you're just joining us, WELKUM & if you've been NJOIING this please continue to support and do so by either "liking" us on our Facebook fan page or simply by reading in each and EVURY Thursday. Ok, ENUFF of the PHUN, let's get down to our business.



TWOBEWTS PHUN

All we need to say is, LUCKY CHENGS BETCH ! In NYC's lower lower east side you will most likely be stumbling into a dark red hallway where when u open the door you see (well SW*BJ of course), but the most glamorous, vivacious, titillating drag queens of all time.  It's like a parallel universe you never knew existed full of singing on tables, audience participation, and some CERIOUSLY strong drinks, but the icing on this high pitched diva cake is that the FEWD is powerfully DEELISHUS. Come in for a laugh and some good tunes and if you're not in the East coast check them out in Vegas!
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Lucky Cheng




TWOBEWTS SHOWT-OWT

A very very TWOBEWTS fellow blogger gave us a great review and SHOWT-OWT and we had to send him back a DEELISHUS TWOBEWTS thank you !! He is The Gay Gourmet and he is your guy for all things FEWD, LAFS & of course men. Please CHEK him out and try your best at re-creating one of his dishes, we've had the pleasure of tasting his creation of the Poinsetta (from WEK UNO) and it was BEEYOND TWOBEWTS so do yourselves a favor and see what he's got to offer. You never know, you could be his SALTEE'EST SNYTCHES yet!
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The Gay Gourmet




TWOBEWTS FEWD

Alright, if you're in the NYC area it's Restaurant WEK until Feb. 6th. Don't miss OWT on this opportunity to NJOI lunch for OWNLY $24 and dinner at the ENSANE price of $35! Do you understand how cheap and rare it is to have anything in NYC for that price? You could have the creme-de-la-creme CHOYCE of FEWD and impress a first DAYTE without breaking the bank. We're almost passing out so before we DEW, we're going to get online and make our easy reservation through their site. We'll have ENUFF money left to hit the town HARDZ so please come JOYNE us!
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FEWD WEK



TWOBEWTS FEWD AHBROD

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What is Fullsteam? BEER FROM THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH. Fullsteam is a Durham, North Carolina based brewery inspired by the agricultural and culinary traditions of the South. Say whaaaat. SW took some time out of her busy Lion King schedule to drink all the DRANKS she could for you SALTEE SNYTCHES.

So she is by no means a beer connoisseur but I definitely know what i enjoy.  Fullsteam Brewery is a locally owned brewery that uses local farmed good to produce their beer. I took the liberty of tasting several selections on their menu and found each of their beers quite different from one another. They have a beer called 'Hogwash' which is a Hickory Smoked Porter with a slogan " If bacon were a beer." Not my personal fave but they were spot on about the beer bacon reference.

TWOBEWTS PIK - Carver sweet potato lager. 'twas light and fresh. 

PEE-ESS try their faux chicken tamales .... TOTZ TWOBEWTS beer FEWD
if their beer food is not for you, you are more than welcome to BYOG (Bring Ya Own Grub) and eat at one of their picnic tables while you play foozeball and listen to live MUSAKK.
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Fullsteam




TWOBEWTS FEWD AHBROD KUNTINEWD

If you're ever starved in Durham, North Carolina and are looking for some good southern cookin', test out TASTY HAVEN  (518 East Trinity Avenue Durham, NC) It's everything straight from Big Mama's kitchen. SW has been in too many times for their candied yams and collard greens. 


TWOBEWTS PIK- Fried Catfish with Candied Yams and Collard Greens. If you are a PHATTY MCPHATERSON like SW then you won't mind grabbing a quick CRACKARONI & CHEESE as an extra side. The outside appearance might seem a little SKETCHBEWTS but man up! The food is TOTZ WERTH IT!
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TASTEE HAYVEN


TWOBEWTS MUSAKK

If you haven't heard anything we've been saying the last few WEKS then you need to HEER UHS NOUW ! Swear and Shake is not only the best indie-folk-rock band to emerge in our lifetime, but they are a humble quartet of talented musicians who came together faster than the Mama's and the Papa's and look a whole hell of a lot better. Based out of New York, Kari, Adam, Shaun and Thomas will TWOBEWTS blow you away in every sense of the word. Their newly self-titled EP is a journey of true musical credit and inspirational playing, with timeless voices that make it impossible to stop hitting the replay button. Now if only we can find this on vinyl we will forever be Swear and Shake DYE HARDS! CHEK out their website and go see them out on tour NOUW!


TWOBEWTS PIK- "Bones" Look below for a preview, then HED over to iTunes and buy buy BYE !

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Swear and Shake Site
Facebook Site




We rest our case. This WEK has been an inspriational one, full of XSITEMINT and JOI at how responsive you SALTEE SNYTCHES have been. We appreciate you, we TWOBEWTS love you and hope you continue on this journey of PHUN and stupidity with us. Catch us here EVURY Thursday and make sure you find us on our Facebook fan page.

Now go out and have the best TWOBEWTS WEK no matter where you are. SW*BJ will be here, workin away and livin' our dreams.


PEECE HONAY BETCHES!!!


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WEK TROIS

YA-HAYYYYY we're BAAAAAAKKC and we've missed you all even more than last time. now has it been a WEK and do we have more good stuff in store. As always, we'll get right to it.

TWOBEWTS MUSAKK

"She's a monster, a beautiful monster, but I don't mind." Those are the lyrics from Ne-Yo's latest album LibraScale that has been on our TWOBEWTS playlist this WEK! OK, so I know some of you SALTEE SNYTCHES are saying "Oh Ne-Yo is sounding so much like the GRATE king himself (Michael Jackson for some of ya'll who are still living in small crawl spaces), but we look at it as a tribute to the MJ technique. He spent years perfecting his craft and has had many more years of artists trying to mimic his style from music to dance to costumes. SW*BJ are DYE HARRD MJ fans and LibraScale sounds like a successful record for Ne-Yo & if MJ were still here he'd be crotch grabbing and HEE-HEEing with us. cop it now HONAY BETCHES!

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Ne-Yo

TWOBEWTS PHUN!

This is for all of you Harry Potter nerds. SW took an impromptu trip the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Islands of Adventure in Orlando,FL this weekend. This place is everything and more that you have imagined about Hogwarts. Chase's through the streets of Hogsmeade and visit Olivanders wand shop, taste the Chocolate Frog and Jelly beans from HoneyDukes Candy shop, and get your practical joke on at Fred and George Weasley's Zonko Joke Shop. Ride the ride inside of the Hogwarts castle designed with brand new state of the art technology, there is no other ride of its kind out there on our QEWT planet. 

Our TWOBEWTS pik: Try the Butterbeer (it tastes exactly how it sounds) and allow your inner child to resurface!

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Wizarding World

TWOBEWTS FEWD

When we say GEWD FEWD, we mean fine original Mexican cuisine, attentive staff, delectable wine list & a dessert menu that will have you combust. We're talking about Rocking Horse Cafe in New York's Chelsea. Found this little nook early this past summer when out shopping and NJOYING a warm dreamy day in New York's. There aren't too many places you can have dinner alone and still feel alone, or bring in a sophisticated bunch and have a book club meeting.

QEWT facts about this place include its garage door front display that opens up in the warmer weather to let in the hustle and bustle of the exciting city streets. It's brunch isn't lack luster like some places whose main focus is usually dinner.  Whether brunch, lunch or dim lit dinner with a first date you'll explore a taste in your mouth that will top any hot latin spice you've ever dated. CH-RUST us!

TWOBEWTS choice: Budin Azteca. Just order it don't even ask, unless its for seconds, and thirds, fourths ......... you get the idea. 

Photo Credit: nycgo.com

Rocking Horse

TWOBEWTS PHASHIONZ

Okay now we kno SW*BJ are about couture, boho, hipster, trailer park we LU-HUV it all, but we have never gone wrong with the amazing trendsetters that are H&M. A true world brand, the perks stretch from the prices, the selection, the free mags, but most importantly the bionic global brands that they have been working alongside with the last few years as seasonal guest designers. 

What really spoke to BJ was when Matthew Williamson (Matty's Site) worked with H&M, taking their fashion to an entirely new platform, showcasing bright colors and prints that loudly suggest who he is as a designer, but still letting H&M customers feel however they were used to, just with a tad more fun and sleekness.  

By now, most of you know what XSITEMENT comes from H&M's closet, now get out there and showcase your looks our little WINTURY bunnies. 

Photo Credit: juicy.mashkulture.net

H&M

TWOBEWTS YouTube PIK of the WEK

A little new this WEK is a shout out to Sheryl Murakami, choreographer and true bad ass (as seen in her BEEYOND movement and TWOBEWTS star quality) seen here WERQING to Katy Perry's "Peacock." This is like karaoke music video making, only functioning looks, better lighting, a real set, realistic lip-synching, and hotter backup swans than anything we've ever seen. Shake your SALTEE groove thang all over town and try to keep up with Sheryl, better yet, take a look at her page and try to emmulate this innovators TWOBEWTS MEWVS!

Sheryl

Welp SNYTCHES that's it for us on this cold Thursday. SW*BJ need to thank you as we have entered our 3rd WEK on our little fun blog. We've got a lot more we are going to put into place for you and even though we're both WERQING on our own projects don't think for UNO momento that we are not dedicated to bringing you the best in entertainment and all things TWOBEWTS! 

Auf Wiedersehen!!!

XOSW*BJXO

WEK 2

SALTEE SNYTCHES ! O how we've missed you. We are back with another rendition of TWOBEWTS ! This week were discussing it all HONAY BETCH, so let's not waste anymore time.

TWOBEWTS FEWD

When SW*BJ get malnourished and in need of overwhelming amounts of food Peter Pan Diner in Bayshore NY is where its @! Not only is our favorite (and every time same dish AHMAZZING), but our girl Karin always takes care of us and is TWOBEWTS funny. Our advice, try our sampler in this order: mixed bowl of fruit (its ENUF for 2), thin sliced french toast (or for you JEWZ NJOI the challah). Next, a side of eggs and whole wheat toast with a plate of home fries also for 2.  Finish off with the hot chocolate which is out of this WURLD and don't worry, Karin will hook you up with more whipped cream then you can handle.

What time should we meet, cus our mouths are watering. Click the link below, write it down, and we'll see you soon.
Peter Pan Diner





TWOBEWTS PHASHIONZ

These powerful young women are taking over the world of IWEAR and revolutionizing how we see the future in their "20 20" Collection. You can implement fashion, punk and all natural alienness charm when you step out your door in any of these frames or other accessories. Find them online or in NYC/L.A., but hurry fast because this spaceship is about to leave town and these will surely be HAARD to find. Which leaves us with one question, are you prepared to visit "PLANET C && B"?

SW*BJ will see you there SALTEE SNYTCHES!

TWOBEWTS pick in this amazing unisex line would have to be the Industrial Chain for they're not only fierce, but won't break the bank even though they look out of this WURLD.
Photo Credit: patrickneree.com via necolebitchie.com
Coco&&Breezy





TWOBEWTS MOOVIES

OMGEE SNYTCHES. This indie film turned wide release has us busting at the seams, not only with its incredible portrayal of two characters and their wild relationship with love. (think Married with Children, only better looking characters, no bratty hick teenagers and sex scenes that would make you go ooooookay nevermind we're stopping now) Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams make you feel sick, empty, heartbroken and pure all at the same time with an almost depleted soundtrack of background noise this film takes you on a ride of passion through and through and it can only be described as, you guessed it, TWOBEWTS !
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Blue Valentine



TWOBEWTS KNEWS HEDLYNES

i know we speak for just SW*BJ and probably 300 million other people when we say the IPHONE4 IZ HEEEEEEEERE on Verizon!! The Droid has helped us through a lot of good times and is still impressive, but the IPHONE4 is light, slim, fast, wait did i just mention my last date ?! NEWAY it's beyond our control with excitement that we can pass onto you Verizon users that this will be available in a mere few weeks! The only negative we've yet to be let in on is will Verizon allow for insurance to care for our little baby or will we be stuck paying full price everytime it gets a hiccup and wants its daddy? Stay tuned!
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TWOBEWTS MUSAKK

"I can't pay my rent, but im F***IN' GORJUSSS," are just some of the hold steady rock glittered lyrics on Semi Precious Weapons debut EP that came out prior to their exploding as the opener on the Monster Ball Tour with Lady GaGa. Although as you may or may not know these SALTEE SNYTCHES have been around for quite some time literally stomping those glittered heels down on New York's underground scene for the last several years. We can't explain to you what it means to see them live, wether on tour with Ms. GaGa or on a side show of their own, these glam rock men are worth every penny, dirty bathroom, ass grab and liquored up moment.


TWOBEWTS song: Check out the title track Semi Precious Weapons
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SPW




What more do you want from our AHMAZZING LYFESTILE? It's been two weeks and now we're a family so we know we don't have to tell you where and when we'll be back. So, see you soon, tell your friends, neighbors, boyfriends/girlfriends on the side and keep livin' and rockin' that TWOBEWTS anthem SNYTCHES !


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WEK UNO

Good Morrow SALTEE SNYTCHES !

Tis' we SW*BJ comin' @ you with our very first ever TWOBEWTS post and even better landing on the first week of a TWOBEWTS New Year ! Ask yourself "what is TWOBEWTS & why the fizzle is it capitalized?," well my little SALTEE SNYTCHES its plain and simply, a LYFESTILE and you'll understand more as you continue to follow our PEPPURY behinds around via the blog and our TWOBEWTS Facebook.

Each week we'll give you our TWOBEWTS choices of the week based on Music, Fashion, Entertainment and anything TWOBEWTS !! Trust our judgement, enjoy our video posts along with the blog and get ready to wake up in the mornin' feelin' like TWOBEWTS !

TWOBEWTS MUSAKK !

Esmee Denters: Signed to Justin Timberlake's label, Tennman and Interscope, this Dutch born Pop screamer has unfortunately not caught attention in America and we need her to ! After we found her roaming around Tennman's site we quickly sprouted up her full length album on iTunes only to find out it's been out for months ! Wherever you are Esmee we are supportin' that voice cause your album is TWOBEWTS !
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Esmee's Site


TWOBEWTS FEWD !


Caracas Arepa Bar: If you haven't enjoyed the cuisine that is Caracas in Brooklyn or Manhattan than you aren't living.  Split into two, your choice of to-go or dine in, both satisfy the hunger. Simply put, the ambiance, the staff & most importantly, the FEWD is beyond any hipster diner or organic ice cream truck you've seen around.

TWOBEWTS choice: De Pabellón
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Caraca Arepa Bar






TWOBEWTS DRANK !

Pointsetta: Finding ourselves enjoying a sparkly, delight DRANK at a dreamy sububrban holiday bash we HAAD to find out what we were sippin' on. Turns out its a combination that was concocted by the host and shared with yours truly. Lucky for you even though its after Christmas we'll share the recipe. REDY BETCHES !




Cranberry juice
Champagne
Triple Sec
Grand Marnier

And if you're unsure of exactly how to make it don't fret SALTEE SNYTCHES, just splish and splash it together and NJOI !

TWOBEWTS SHAWPINNNGG!

Go down to Brooklyn (Park Slope or Williamsburg) and immerse yourselves in vintage finds that will make you howl. Starting in Williamsburg in 1997 and demand drove it to open its other location in 2002 it has solidified itself among Brooklyns finest SALTEE SNYTCHES and tourists alike. Anyone whose anyone has come out of Beacons with a fashion sense all their own, or borrowed from a fierce sweater from 1992 that cost them less than $10 bucks, just sayin'.
Photo Credit: Village Voice
Beacons Closet




TWOBEWTS SKANDLE!

Most of you know my gurl Montana Fishburne, a.k.a. Chippy D (a name that completely came off the menu on the side of an ice cream truck) signed a deal with adult entertainment company, Vivid Ent. launching what she believed would warrant her a budding career. Instead it did not grant her the admiration her fellow site gal pal Kim Kardashian received, which makes her our TWOBEWTS SKANDLE OF 2010. Oh yea, and Laurence Fishburne a.k.a. Red pill/Blue pill pusher Morphius, a.k.a. Ike Turner isn't exactly coo-koo for these co-ko puffs.

p.s. did we mention she's just 18 years old. Any suggestions on a different career path? We hear Mr. Softee's is hiring.
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Come see us again next week, same time, same TWOBEWTS channel. Until then SALTEE SNYTCHES


XOSW*BJXO

Willkommen SNYTCHES

We're vibin', creating & BEWTING all around town to bring you the best TWOBEWTS moments of each and every week. But until that time check out our Holiday Greetings and drown yourself in the TWOBEWTS LYFESTILE.




Salt ya soon SNYTCHES !!

XOSW*BJXO