ANNAVERSURY SNYTCHES !!

Yes, yes it's been 1 whole month since the inception of TWOBEWTS the blog!!! If we could we'd sprinkle this WEK's blog down with Katy Perry's fireworks ourselves, but for now we'll just thank EVURYWON for their texts/emails/ass grabs/phone calls/touchy-feelzies/support.

If you're just joining us, WELKUM & if you've been NJOIING this please continue to support and do so by either "liking" us on our Facebook fan page or simply by reading in each and EVURY Thursday. Ok, ENUFF of the PHUN, let's get down to our business.



TWOBEWTS PHUN

All we need to say is, LUCKY CHENGS BETCH ! In NYC's lower lower east side you will most likely be stumbling into a dark red hallway where when u open the door you see (well SW*BJ of course), but the most glamorous, vivacious, titillating drag queens of all time.  It's like a parallel universe you never knew existed full of singing on tables, audience participation, and some CERIOUSLY strong drinks, but the icing on this high pitched diva cake is that the FEWD is powerfully DEELISHUS. Come in for a laugh and some good tunes and if you're not in the East coast check them out in Vegas!
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Lucky Cheng




TWOBEWTS SHOWT-OWT

A very very TWOBEWTS fellow blogger gave us a great review and SHOWT-OWT and we had to send him back a DEELISHUS TWOBEWTS thank you !! He is The Gay Gourmet and he is your guy for all things FEWD, LAFS & of course men. Please CHEK him out and try your best at re-creating one of his dishes, we've had the pleasure of tasting his creation of the Poinsetta (from WEK UNO) and it was BEEYOND TWOBEWTS so do yourselves a favor and see what he's got to offer. You never know, you could be his SALTEE'EST SNYTCHES yet!
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The Gay Gourmet




TWOBEWTS FEWD

Alright, if you're in the NYC area it's Restaurant WEK until Feb. 6th. Don't miss OWT on this opportunity to NJOI lunch for OWNLY $24 and dinner at the ENSANE price of $35! Do you understand how cheap and rare it is to have anything in NYC for that price? You could have the creme-de-la-creme CHOYCE of FEWD and impress a first DAYTE without breaking the bank. We're almost passing out so before we DEW, we're going to get online and make our easy reservation through their site. We'll have ENUFF money left to hit the town HARDZ so please come JOYNE us!
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FEWD WEK



TWOBEWTS FEWD AHBROD

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What is Fullsteam? BEER FROM THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH. Fullsteam is a Durham, North Carolina based brewery inspired by the agricultural and culinary traditions of the South. Say whaaaat. SW took some time out of her busy Lion King schedule to drink all the DRANKS she could for you SALTEE SNYTCHES.

So she is by no means a beer connoisseur but I definitely know what i enjoy.  Fullsteam Brewery is a locally owned brewery that uses local farmed good to produce their beer. I took the liberty of tasting several selections on their menu and found each of their beers quite different from one another. They have a beer called 'Hogwash' which is a Hickory Smoked Porter with a slogan " If bacon were a beer." Not my personal fave but they were spot on about the beer bacon reference.

TWOBEWTS PIK - Carver sweet potato lager. 'twas light and fresh. 

PEE-ESS try their faux chicken tamales .... TOTZ TWOBEWTS beer FEWD
if their beer food is not for you, you are more than welcome to BYOG (Bring Ya Own Grub) and eat at one of their picnic tables while you play foozeball and listen to live MUSAKK.
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Fullsteam




TWOBEWTS FEWD AHBROD KUNTINEWD

If you're ever starved in Durham, North Carolina and are looking for some good southern cookin', test out TASTY HAVEN  (518 East Trinity Avenue Durham, NC) It's everything straight from Big Mama's kitchen. SW has been in too many times for their candied yams and collard greens. 


TWOBEWTS PIK- Fried Catfish with Candied Yams and Collard Greens. If you are a PHATTY MCPHATERSON like SW then you won't mind grabbing a quick CRACKARONI & CHEESE as an extra side. The outside appearance might seem a little SKETCHBEWTS but man up! The food is TOTZ WERTH IT!
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TASTEE HAYVEN


TWOBEWTS MUSAKK

If you haven't heard anything we've been saying the last few WEKS then you need to HEER UHS NOUW ! Swear and Shake is not only the best indie-folk-rock band to emerge in our lifetime, but they are a humble quartet of talented musicians who came together faster than the Mama's and the Papa's and look a whole hell of a lot better. Based out of New York, Kari, Adam, Shaun and Thomas will TWOBEWTS blow you away in every sense of the word. Their newly self-titled EP is a journey of true musical credit and inspirational playing, with timeless voices that make it impossible to stop hitting the replay button. Now if only we can find this on vinyl we will forever be Swear and Shake DYE HARDS! CHEK out their website and go see them out on tour NOUW!


TWOBEWTS PIK- "Bones" Look below for a preview, then HED over to iTunes and buy buy BYE !

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Swear and Shake Site
Facebook Site




We rest our case. This WEK has been an inspriational one, full of XSITEMINT and JOI at how responsive you SALTEE SNYTCHES have been. We appreciate you, we TWOBEWTS love you and hope you continue on this journey of PHUN and stupidity with us. Catch us here EVURY Thursday and make sure you find us on our Facebook fan page.

Now go out and have the best TWOBEWTS WEK no matter where you are. SW*BJ will be here, workin away and livin' our dreams.


PEECE HONAY BETCHES!!!


XOSW*BJXO