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Good Morrow SALTEE SNYTCHES !

Tis' we SW*BJ comin' @ you with our very first ever TWOBEWTS post and even better landing on the first week of a TWOBEWTS New Year ! Ask yourself "what is TWOBEWTS & why the fizzle is it capitalized?," well my little SALTEE SNYTCHES its plain and simply, a LYFESTILE and you'll understand more as you continue to follow our PEPPURY behinds around via the blog and our TWOBEWTS Facebook.

Each week we'll give you our TWOBEWTS choices of the week based on Music, Fashion, Entertainment and anything TWOBEWTS !! Trust our judgement, enjoy our video posts along with the blog and get ready to wake up in the mornin' feelin' like TWOBEWTS !

TWOBEWTS MUSAKK !

Esmee Denters: Signed to Justin Timberlake's label, Tennman and Interscope, this Dutch born Pop screamer has unfortunately not caught attention in America and we need her to ! After we found her roaming around Tennman's site we quickly sprouted up her full length album on iTunes only to find out it's been out for months ! Wherever you are Esmee we are supportin' that voice cause your album is TWOBEWTS !
Photo Credit: popawesome.com
Esmee's Site


TWOBEWTS FEWD !


Caracas Arepa Bar: If you haven't enjoyed the cuisine that is Caracas in Brooklyn or Manhattan than you aren't living.  Split into two, your choice of to-go or dine in, both satisfy the hunger. Simply put, the ambiance, the staff & most importantly, the FEWD is beyond any hipster diner or organic ice cream truck you've seen around.

TWOBEWTS choice: De Pabellón
Photo Credit: goodbyemelbournehellonewyork.com
Caraca Arepa Bar






TWOBEWTS DRANK !

Pointsetta: Finding ourselves enjoying a sparkly, delight DRANK at a dreamy sububrban holiday bash we HAAD to find out what we were sippin' on. Turns out its a combination that was concocted by the host and shared with yours truly. Lucky for you even though its after Christmas we'll share the recipe. REDY BETCHES !




Cranberry juice
Champagne
Triple Sec
Grand Marnier

And if you're unsure of exactly how to make it don't fret SALTEE SNYTCHES, just splish and splash it together and NJOI !

TWOBEWTS SHAWPINNNGG!

Go down to Brooklyn (Park Slope or Williamsburg) and immerse yourselves in vintage finds that will make you howl. Starting in Williamsburg in 1997 and demand drove it to open its other location in 2002 it has solidified itself among Brooklyns finest SALTEE SNYTCHES and tourists alike. Anyone whose anyone has come out of Beacons with a fashion sense all their own, or borrowed from a fierce sweater from 1992 that cost them less than $10 bucks, just sayin'.
Photo Credit: Village Voice
Beacons Closet




TWOBEWTS SKANDLE!

Most of you know my gurl Montana Fishburne, a.k.a. Chippy D (a name that completely came off the menu on the side of an ice cream truck) signed a deal with adult entertainment company, Vivid Ent. launching what she believed would warrant her a budding career. Instead it did not grant her the admiration her fellow site gal pal Kim Kardashian received, which makes her our TWOBEWTS SKANDLE OF 2010. Oh yea, and Laurence Fishburne a.k.a. Red pill/Blue pill pusher Morphius, a.k.a. Ike Turner isn't exactly coo-koo for these co-ko puffs.

p.s. did we mention she's just 18 years old. Any suggestions on a different career path? We hear Mr. Softee's is hiring.
Photo Credit: TMZ.com


Come see us again next week, same time, same TWOBEWTS channel. Until then SALTEE SNYTCHES


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