WEK UNSPREZECE

The SALTEEST SNYTCHES in the WURLD, how are you ?! Between the horror in Japan and all over the planet, to SELLABRAYTING SW last WEK, we have been in a tailspin of EPIK proportions. THAYNKFULLY we're BAK and better than ever! In the last WEKs away so much has happened. BJ has been on tour with Lil' Wayne and NIcki Minaj, SW has been "Roarring" across the stage with The Lion King and our Twitter has XPLOADED with hits. C'mon and TAYKE a TWOBEWTS journey back to the GEWD the SKANDLES and the YAHHHHS BETCH material we love O so much.

TWOBEWTS LYVE MUSAKK

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YAHHHHS SNYTCHES all hail the Pop KWEEN!

SW and fellow SALTEE Michelle went to witness the spectacle, the dance GODdess herself, Ms. Jackson if u NASTAY! Twas a dream of SW's and the Number 1's Tour was in full effect! After a set from a B2K esque group Mindless Behavior and a 45 min. intermission, it was TYME! It had all of the polished DEEVAH things that were expected, FEERCE costume changes and a video montage with the KENG of Pop, SW's hero Michael, KUMPLETE with all the hits you could E=MAGIN. If you get a chance, grab your TIX before all of our GRAYTE Pop idols retire.

TWOBEWTS ELEKTRONIK

SO we did a spot on the iPhone 4 for Verizon. Now it's TYME to protect your ASSet. Atomic Armor is the ultimate in advanced ELEKTRIK protection. These SKINZ make your cell phones virtually indestructible! HED over to BYE your wireless contraceptive now.

TWOBEWTS PIK: Silver Carbon Fiber = SEKSY

TWOBEWTS FEWD

Ambition Cafe Coffee House & Eatery
154 Jay St
Schenectady NY

Just you WAYT SNYTCHES. This is by far one of our FLAVORITE stops on The Lion King tour thus far! Ambition Cafe looks like the 80's TWURLED its way in and never left. The walls KOATED with album covers from the likes of Cyndi Lauper, Dolly Parton, Culture Club & of KOURSE Madonna. And the FEWD, forget it. Utter AHMAZEMINT!

Owner Marc Renson was oh so BEWTS to host the QWORTER SENTUREE SELLABRAYSHUN for SW and created an official DRANK of the evening in honor of our TWOBEWTS DEEVAH!

"LIVING IN SYN"

Cintron Vodka
Fruit Punch
Raspberry Gelato
White Wine
Sprite

TWOBEWTS PIK

Brie My Raspberry- On pretzel bread
The "NALA" (YES Simba's Girlfriend in The Lion KIng)- On pretzel bread

TWOBEWTS sat down with Marc to SPILL a bit on his TWOBEWTS ESTAB.

TWOBEWTS: What inspired you to open your restaurant?

Marc: I've always wanted to own a restaurant. It's been a dream of mine. My inspiration for opening Ambition was making a place for myself in this world. I wanted to bring people together who wouldn't have otherwise met. I wanted to offer food, coffee, and service that no other restaurant did. I wanted to express myself by combining my love for this industry with my love for pop culture.

TWOBEWTS: How did you come up with the concept for your business?

Marc: We came up with the concept by mixing everything we liked all together. And like a good martini we shook it until we saw our vision.

TWOBEWTS: How does pop culture influence you/ your business?

Marc: I saw the movie 9 To 5 when I was twelve and fell in love with Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda. And Dolly's song, 9 To 5. Next was Cyndi Lauper then Madonna. Those three ladies (Cyndi, Dolly and Madonna) grabbed me and molded me into who I am today. But when I was sixteen I saw Tequilla Sunrise and said, "I want to own a restaurant." But pop culture was and still is a huge influence on me. I love Broadway and showtunes, pop music, powerful women, movies, reading non-fiction, bio's of entertainers, I love to read success stories of how "they did it!"

TWOBEWTS: What's your favorite thing to eat/ serve at your restaurant?

Marc: My favorite thing to eat at Ambition would be my rajun cajun sandwich, I enjoy the mixings of cajun spices, with mayo and muenster cheese, Yummy! My favorite thing to serve would be our bread pudding.

For more information on the FEWD, PHUN and to nab a copy of Marc's book "Is The Coffee Fresh?" take a road trip or visit them HERE. 

YAHHHS !

The "NALA" and "LIVING IN SYN"

MENYEW

SW & Marc -- TWOBEWTS!

TWOBEWTS CHRAVEL

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When SW*BJ travel to Canada they only do it with the most XKLUSIVE and VIP airline in the WURLD, Porter Airlines. With final destinations in the U.S. including Boston, Chicago, Myrtle Beach and New York, Porter Airlines takes you to some of Canada's most BEWTIFULL and DREEMIE hotspots including Toronto and St. Johns. In Toronto, Porter takes you to the closest airport to downtown, it's very own Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport. 

With free Wi-Fi in the Porter lounge, complimentary espresso and a chance to relax in a true VIP experience, NJOI PORTER airlines first class service on and off the aircraft. TWOBEWTS!

We hope this WEK has been as interesting and dynamic as you SNYTCHES are. Before next WEK's post we hope you'll NJOI a ride to have a meal with Marc at Ambition, read the new book "Is The Coffee Fresh?" on your flight to Toronto before catching an AHMAZING concert with Ms. Jackson on her next tour stop. LUV YEW HONAY BETCHES!

XOSW*BJXO

SELLABRAYTE GEWD TYMES !!!!

It's a TWOBEWTS moment ! Today, and for this entire WEK we are SELLABRAYTING the beautiful, SMAHT, creative JUGGERNOT known as SW! YAHHHHHS BETCHHH ! She's gone from Miami dancer with a dream to full fledged SUPURSTAHR ! CHEK out some of the journey this hardworking TWOBEWTS founder has taken and help me in wishing her a TWOBEWTS HAPPEE BURTHDAII. All us SALTEE SNYTCHES love YEWWW HONAY BETCH !

Be sure to NJOI one of her FAYVE tunes this WEK. Ms. Janet if ur NASTAY!

Back in the day

Knicks City Dancer

Grandmaster Flash on set of Music Video for "Swagger" feat. SW

Graduation Day 

Lion King Promo 

Promo Shots of a true ARTIST

Support her and L.O.V.E. her on iTunes, @ her WEBSITE and see some of her WERQ BEELOW! 

"GIMME GIMME" Music Video

"GIMME GIMME" Remix

DEF JAM Rapstar Commercial

XOBJXO

SPESHIAL AHNOWNSMINT

TWOBEWTS UPDATE !

Some AHMAZING funds have been setup for Japan Relief and we told you we'd let you little SALTEE SNYTCHES know about them. 

First, you can send an automatic donation of $10 to the Red Cross by texting the words RED CROSS to 90999. 

If you're a Little Monster, head on over to GAGA's site to purchase her "We Pray for Japan" prayer BRAYCELIT for the cost of $5 plus any additional donation you'd like to make. 

Next, Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park teamed up with MFR (Music For Relief) and is DEEZINING a tee shirt and you can go HEER to vote for it. Then, to donate, either go directly to the MFR site or text MFR to 85944 to make your AWTOMATIK donation of $10. 

Last but SURTENLY not least, CITIZEN EFFECT helps raise money and awareness using social networking. They have teamed up with Google CEO Eric Schmidt and for the first $100K to be raised, Eric will match it, TWOBEWTS! Click HERE to not only donate, but it will Re-Tweet that you donated so other PEEPLE are aware of your generosity and TWOBEWTS attitude.

Get to spendin' HONAY BETCHES and make the world a better place!

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In this time of horror in Japan and all around the WURLD, TWOBEWTS wanted to send our condolences, prayers and LUV to everybody everywhere. For us to last, we all need to stick together. Any donation relief efforts in the coming WEK's will be announced and if you want to read any up to date coverage, CNN is always a great provider of the full story. Be safe out there SALTEE SNYTCHES of the world.



XOSW*BJXO

WEK DEG

ATTENCHUN ATTENCHUN !!!!!!!! SW*BJ can't even begin to describe the ENORMUS amounts of progress and LUV TWOBEWTS has made in just the last WEK. FURST, stating the obvious if you've been BAK in the last WEK, TWOBEWTS has a KNEW, PHRESH debut ! It was time for a change from the basic black and SW did her homework, finding a GORGE theme for us to present to you SALTEE'S who have been with us 10 beautiful WEK's. After DREWLING in our new universe of color we decided it was time to explode into TWITTERVERSE, so CHEK us OWT and follow our PHUN, daily hilarities. MUSAKK was the next clear choice, so we give you the sounds of some TWOBEWTS favorites in the past posts as well as the hit that brought SW*BJ together back in college, Sam Sparro's "Black and Gold." We MUHST give our SNYTCHES another hardy love tap as SW*BJ discovered this WEK that we have received thousands of hits and to make our TWOBEWTS mouths drop even farther, you SNYTCHES have been reading us in 4 KUNTREES !! Can we please get a hell YAHHHHHS BETCH ! 

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Those fireworks are all for YEW to gawk in all your glory SNYTCHES! We have some more great news, but we'll hold off just a tad bit longer, as anymore EXSITEMINT fills this room we're likely to implode. Now that we've thanked you as best we can, let's MOOVE on to what we DEW best.

TWOBEWTS MUSAKK

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While you're  BEWTING around town, make sure on your iHeart radio app or from your laptop you're CHEKING out Viva Radio.  Brooklyn NY's 24/7 internet radio program full of Indie's best sounds. If you feel like you've heard this PHUN, edgy sound before, it's probably because you were dancing in the aisles of American Apparel (no, just us? Well anywho). In over 160 stores you'll hear this station come thru live on their airwaves with great interviews and contributions from musics own to keep this station HAWT and DANJERUS! 

VIVA-RADIO

TWOBEWTS LIVE

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Don't wanna be STUK out in the cold weather, or when traveling on those ever wild roadtrips, stop standing outside searching for a glimpse at your favorite celeb when you can be a part of the AKSHUN! Head on over to 1iota. A extra's website for the all important awards shows, talk shows and everything in between, taping major acts and events in England, NYC and L.A. SW*BJ have used it, going to award shows and partying with the rich and FAYMUS. Since the tickets are free all you have to do is find an outfit for the affair, as Charlie Sheen would say, WINNIIIING !

1IOTA

TWOBEWTS PRE-MOOVIE SHOWT OWT

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Ok we cannot WAYT until this comes out June 17th! This will be our summer comedy we DYE for. As seen pictured, Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel, and Justin Timberlake star in a hard hitting, RAWNCHY comedy about a teacher (Diaz) who just doesn't give a PHUCK! Theres cursing, dating, cat fights and kids getting punched in the face with kickballs. What more do you SALTEE'S need? Just buckle up and LAFF your asses off. NJOI!

MOVIE PAGE

TWOBEWTS XERSISE

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Now normally we'd be the type to just SHOWT OWT "XERSISE THA DEEMONS," but today we're talkin' about actually exercising your body to the point of no return! Tough Mudder is a yearly competition held all over the world to test everything you've got. The picture above doesn't lie so even if you're the jockiest jock on the block, don't think it'll be EAZY. The best part about this whole thing (while not trying to die) is they have exercises that enable you to prepare mentally and FIZIKLEY, so if you can't participate by where you're located or because again, you want to live, these exercises will keep you fit and SEXEE BETCH! SW*BJ are thinkin' about going for Tough Mudder next year, but we'll see how the pre-exercises go FURST.

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Again, we KANNOT thank you ENUFF for your posts, "likes," Twitter followings so far and all that has taken place the last WEK in our upgrades and improvements. We truly hope you're NJOIng your time with us, make sure next week you're BAK again for even more LEWPS, twists and turns on TWOBEWTS !

XOSW*BJXO

WEK NYNE

SALTEE SNYTCHES these WEK's have just flown by in an instant. We're gearing up for Spring and of course followed by the GLOREOUS Summer time.  BUT until the sunshine is here in full swing let's ease you in with some good ol' TWOBEWTSness !!




TWOBEWTS SKANDLE!

TISK, TISK! As many of you in the PHASHION WURLD may have read, John Galliano, head designer for Christian Dior since 1996, has hit a serious fashion road block as his career came to a halt today with the fashion house after being let go for his anti-Semitic rants last week.

While we respect what he has done for fashion, it is NOBEWTS what has happened and we would rather not repeat the comments at hand. Natalie Portman, current face for the fashion label has come out with her own comments and we understand as she herself is Jewish how horrible she must feel, but we must all push forward.  John himself will no doubt with his talents find a home somewhere else, and by Dior's actions taken on the matter we can't stop going out in their FABOOSH looks with Spring upon us, so we'll say this was a bittersweet day in PHASHION.

For the full story click here
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TEAM DIOR
TEAM GALLIANO





TWOBEWTS MUSAKK

Mike Forst, the other half of Anything But Animals has broken out on his own, with a style that isn't as quirky as the sounds he can create, because the talent posessed in this man's fingertips and voice are the bad ass risk taking efforts that bands like MGMT and other electronic indie groups would only take with the help of a remix master.

A Connecticut native, former Berklee College of Music student, traveling all over the country before finding his home in New York, you can imagine the influence he's had from others, and his father, a known musician. Mr. Forst is a TWOBEWTS spitting example of a real musician, taking bits and pieces of the world around him to create a wonderland of sound. His exposure in the underground scene is much appreciated, while his fun-loving personality and work ethic shine through on this debut solo mixtape created for the masses in every genre. HED on over to iTunes now and get your copy of this solid solo debut.


TWOBEWTS PIK: NudgeNudgeNudge
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TWOBEWTS FEWD

Looking for a quasi upscale spot to get a yummy DRANK and some eats after work or after watching A HIT BROADWAY MUSICAL, like lets say SW in The Lion King?! Take a ride over to REVOLUTION. 


SALTEES, the decor is cute enough. There are a couple misses in the artwork on the walls but it's a nice ENUFF place. They stopped serving dinner by the time SW and SNYTCHES got over there, but the bar was open to order food. The seating was a tad quirky, but the food does make up for the lack of service.

TWOBEWTS PIK: Haystack Shrimp, Squash Tamales, with a washdown of 
pims and lemonade. DEEELISH BEWTS! Photo Credit: events.fayobserver.com
REVOLUTION REST.




TWOBEWTS PHASHIONZ

PHASHIIIIIIIION SNYTCHES! Spring/Summer is here, okay, as far as the stores are concerned.  MAGZ, racks, and all the PHASHION bloggers of the WURLD are hitting us hard with the start of new lines and colors hitting us quite soon. One of our favorite retailers for their expressive individuality and ease of wear, Urban Outfitters has come out with their March catalog, a look at all things fun and beachy.  


SW*BJ are with you, in the East, we're still rockin' our scarves, coats, and fierce leather gloves, BUT no fear SNYTCHES as the heat will be coming if mother nature and her seemingly off track menopause issues don't spiral out of control.

TWOBEWTS men's PIK: BDG Cutoff Chino Shorts
TWOBEWTS women's PIK: Cheap Monday Margo Sweater
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URBAN



TWOBEWTS MOOVIE

WOW. After witnessing this win at the recent Academy Award winner for Best Documentary SW*BJ had to see what all the fuss was about, besides the clear message of the film. Cliff notes for you SALTEE's is it explores the deep depths of how our economy has become a constant state of flux, with the job and home industries plummeting to unrealistic living conditions.


The consensus on this film, besides the riveting facts, ways it could have been avoided and perfectly told story by narrator Matt Damon, is how well this filmmaker researched and did his homework to not just make a film for an award, but to really answer all of America's questions with class and news worthy detail.

Produced, written AND directed by Charles Ferguson, "the film that costs over $20,000,000,000,000," is available on Netflix, Blu-Ray and DVD March 8th. Reserve your copy today, it is TWOBEWTS worth it to educate your cute little selves.
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This WEK has been filled with GEWD snacking stops, random anger, bias opinions, heartfelt truths, FEERCE MUSAKK, and fashionable looks to bring us into the warm weather. With all of this to think about, catch up on, and digress into, we're gonna need another WEK's VACAYSHUN, a bottle of our FAVURITE DRANK (Pointsetta), and a little smile from you SALTEE'S around the globe. Keep up to date on our Fanpage and send us an email with any suggestions for future topics because its about time we started hearing from our adoring fans. Just send those on over to twobewts@gmail.com

Miss and LUV YEW SNYTCHES, hope to meet some of you soon !

XO SW*BJ XO