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When was the last time you had an OWTER body XPEERIENCE? We think we're having WUN right now. With all of YEW! 

TWOBEWTS PHASHIONZ

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H&M has brought us the Fashion Against AIDS campaign for the 4th KUNSEKUTIVE time highlighting a unisex line, where 25% of the proceeds go to HIV/AIDS AHWEARNESS and prevention. To date, H&M has raised $5.9 MILYUN with this campaign, TWOBEWTS! For as much good as the campaign does, many stylists digress using the line for it's look seems to be a flop with a boxy, nude feel. But what can you do when you're dressing a boy as a girl and a girl as a boy? This isn't Rocky Horror SNYTCHES. We'll be picking up our $3.99 condom set when the line launches in 150 stores on April 26th.

TWOBEWTS MUSAKK

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When you see Alaina Beaton (a.k.a. Porcelain Black) you start to WUNDER, how did she get signed to Young Money's label helmed by Rap icon Lil' Wayne? A hard-edged rock Goddess in her own right Black has found a home with her R&B/Hip-Hop counterparts including Nicki Minaj and Drake, as well as currently opening for Weezy as part of his I Am Music II Tour. BJ had the chance to work alongside her on this tour and she's as tall and full of NERGEE as is her music. Opening the tour with her new hit "This Is What Rock N Roll Looks Like," she's larger than LYFE and is certainly among the TWOBEWTS family as one of our RAWNCHIEST glammed SNYTCHES ever! Get the FREE download of the WEK featuring her hit now and check out her FANSITE!

TWOBEWTS PHUN

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KAN SW*BJ and all our SALTEE SNYTCHES round the WURLD SAI YAHHHS BETCH! Beach Palooza is not your typical day at the beach. It's sun and surf, with LAWTS of beer, music and O yea, a KRAYZEE 5k obstacle course that is NOBEWTS difficult, but looks hysterically NTURTAYNING. Bring your friends, colleagues and a KAMURA to capture this insanity. Taking place in Boulder, Chicago, NYC, Galveston, Long Beach and Tampa place your sign up orders now and get your gear (includes a Beach Palooza tee, Pineapple hat, a race bib and a Mike's Harder Lemonade) TWOBEWTS!!! 

A day of sun, PHUN, friends, beer and live music , what more could a SNYTCH ask for?

TWOBEWTS FAYM!

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In the celeb driven society we live for, it's only fitting if you are FAYMUS for a day! For the starting price of apx. $600 you can WEEZLE yourself a few PAPARATSOZ, hounding your EVURY MOOVE as you trance around town running errands, getting your hair did or just sitting and NJOIng the LYMELITE. CELEB-4-A-DAY does all of this and more (depending on your deep pockets). For you REEL Celeb hounds in the L.A. area, take the Safari package, bringing you along with a real life PAPARATZO to find all the sex, sleeze and TWOBEWTS celeb dirt that US Magazine literally KILLZ for. In our opinion, BEE all you can be and go for it, have fun with it, TWOBEWTS!

All this talk of fame reminds us, we need to get our TWOBEWTS selves outta here and work on our own FAYME GAYME. We hope you HONAY BETCHES have NJOI'd your WEK of grammatical ERRURS and loose mouthed PHUN we create only for you SALTEES. See you on our TWITTER and of KOURSE we hope to meet you in person if you happen to see SW in The Lion King or BJ on the gritty streets of NYC. 

Lastly, in honor of rock legend Kurt Cobain, we will be playing Nirvana all WEK!

Ciao Cheers Näkemiin!

XOSW*BJXO