Friday, June 3, 2011

WEK SEDICI

KAN we even begin to UHPAWLAJIZE??? After a rather long hiatus (is that allowed?) we are BAK! It has been a month of change, growth in career and life & a turn toward an even BEGGER TWOBEWTS! With many KNEW announcements on the way, we are prepared to TAYKE TWOBEWTS to UHNOTHER level with the help of our SALTEE SNYTCHES of KORSE. With that said, can we get on with the PHUN we have together? GEWD!



TWOBEWTS MUSAKK
Photo Credit: last.fm/music

One half of Nina Sky was a fellow student of SW*BJ in college and these girls are THA DEEL! Truly talented and it shows after having issues with their label releasing their MUSAKK, the girls created a new look, sound and PHRESH outlook on their FREE download, "THE OTHER SIDE." SW discovered a new track not featured on the album, titled "You." It was a feature with the DJ duo, CREEP. The song is HIPNAWTIK, magnetic and the video, 4GET it! CHECK OWT the vid below and get the single on iTunes now!




Some more AHMAYZING new releases this WEK include: Justin Nozuka's EP, 'Blue Velvet Sea' & Coldplay's new single, "Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall." 




TWOBEWTS MOOVIE
Photo Credit: onlinemovieshut.com

THE HANGOVER PART II = NOBEWTS! Same SHAT, different KUNTRY. More depressing than the first. The moments weren't KRAYZY abnormal, there were some sad scenes that took away from the PHUN spontaneity of the original. Was hoping for more, but we think we all NEW what was going to happen. o well.




TWOBEWTS GREWMING
Photo Credit: John Allan's via Inc.com

This one's for the chizzled businessmen out there. While we understand women have the essential DIZIRES for grooming, so DEW the fellows. At JOHN ALLAN'S (located in NYC & Chicago) you can RESEEVE the oldest form of male grooming. Since 1988, the full service includes scalp massaging shampoo, conditioning treatment, hot towel, haircut, manicure & shoeshine. With a pool table backdrop (as seen above) you can NJOI a game with the guys, sip back some ale and forget about BIZNESS. BJ will be tweeting his first XPERIENSE soon so any male SNYTCHES who wish to tag along make sure & email us @ TWOBEWTS@gmail.com.




TWOBEWTS KNIGHT OWT

GAT REDY HONAY BETCHES! If you're in Toronto June 06, 2011 this is your OFFISHAL invite to see our SW perform LYVE at Toronto's KRAYZIEST gay/drag bar CREWS & TANGOS! SW will be debuting her single for the Canadian audience as well as the video featuring BEAUTH SW*BJ! The Lion King cast will be in the house performing and hanging & if this couldn't get NE better, BJ will be making an appearance PHRESH off working with Mother Monster to meet some SNYTCHES and dance the night away with his TWOBEWTS partner! Please come join us and NJOI a truly TWOBEWTS out of this KUNTRY adventure!




SW*BJ sincerely hope we delivered a MEGGA KUMBAK for YEW who have been with us from the beginning or even this WEK. Tell your friends, follow us on TWITTER, and please come see us in Toronto. We love you and hope your Summer beginnings are PHUCKIN plentiful. NJOI the new tunes of Mother Monster this WEK. 

XOSW*BJXO

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