Saturday, April 16, 2011

WEK TRINAEST

SNYTCHES. HONAY BETCHES. OWR DVOATED FAHNZ! How may we ask are you!? We hope you've been NJOIng the weather if rain is what suits you cause mother nature is PISSD! While we have shopped for our FAYVE duds for Summer we will keep hope AHLYVE that the sun is coming. As we sip our KNEW Cocoa Cappuccino (to DYE for BTW) we XPLOUR this WEK's biggest and FEERCEst.



TWOBEWTS AHWARDS
Photo Credit: omusicawards.com

MTV is bringing us a new NVENTIV way to NJOI awards, celebrating and showcasing all things online from music with the "Open, Ongoing, and Online Music Awards." PEAKING a look at your FAYVE Tweets, Best Independent Music Blog, NSFW Music Video and much MOAR! Connect via your Facebook or Twitter, Vote and watch the awards Live online April 28th at 8PM PDT. TWOBEWTS connected, voted and will look to see if our girl Britney is voted "Fave F**k Yeah Tumblr." VOAT now!




TWOBEWTS BRAWDWAY
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It is time to ROK BRAWDWAY SNYTCHES! For those of you who think that Broadway and Musical Theater is an old folks sport this musical will send you into a TYME warp showcasing a MUSAKK timeline of your life. If you're still holding onto your pair of STOAN wash jeans, red LETHER skirt and can of Aquanet hairpsray it's TYME to dust those bad boys off and HED over to see ROCK OF AGES!! After having to explain the "rules" to a few patrons who didn't understand that any show that serves Jello shots in the aisles during the show is not the show that is about the dialogue of "boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl back." It's a kick ass show thanks to the music by 80's hair bands like White Snake and STYX. TWOBEWTS SHOWT OWT to the kids SKREAMING those hits, Rebecca Faulkenberry, Mig Ayesa and the TWOBEWTS lead Dan Domenech (who makes his B'way DAYBEW in this show). So TAYKE a shot on Broadway with a shot in hand. YAHHHS BETCH!




TWOBEWTS FEWD
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OMFG! Wafles & Dinges is a whimsical dream-like FEWD provided off a CHRAVULING truck, both full size and mini, in select NYC/Brooklyn LOWKASHUNS WEKly. The PHUN, quirky thing about them is you have to call their hotline or check their site to see where they'll be each WEK. Believe SW*BJ when we say its WURTH the hunt for just one bite of the wafle and spekuloos spread topping which will send your mouth into a dance of EPIK proportions. The best thing about all of this is the price, GRAYCIOUSLY cheap so you can add that cup of hot belgian cocoa. Find them on FACEBOOKTWITTER, HOMEPAGE or call their hotline at 866-429-7329 for the location and password of the day!




TWOBEWTS MOOVIE
Photo Credit: onlinemovieshut.com

He's BAAAK! How we've missed our ghost faced menace. The Scream franchise has been one of our FAYVEs since childhood. In Junior High we SKREEMED with Drew Barrymore, in High school we feared going to college and getting hacked, and the third didn't fully deliver, BUTT Scream 4 was all of these and more! You could laugh at the things you knew would come (and producers seemed to welcome that), and the way ghosty stalks and creeps doesn't get old, EVUR! So needless to say you SNYTCHES should be OWT this WEKend jumping around like we did. Watch the trailer BEELOW and know that no place is SAYFE anymore. 


Video Credit: youtube.com




What a way to end the WEK. Scared and at the edge of peeing. Hope you don't mind. We suggest keeping up with us on TWITTER, grabbing a bite at Wafles, and catching a BRAWDWAY show with someone you trust because going home is a little off our path for the next PHEW days until the nightmares cease. Sincerely, your LYFESTILE guru's on everything TWOBEWTS! See you soon SALTEES.

XOSW*BJXO

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